Taco!

TACO. #367Survivor of Dog Fighting.

You already know me. I’m Taco (DUH). The most beautiful and important of all the Zomos. I love to steal MY toys from my brothers (they are mine after all … no one in their right mind would give my bros any toys), eating treats (my mom makes me do peasant work like “shake” and “lay down” for them … OVER IT!), and of course rock a skirt or outfit in the name of sexy (which should just be my middle name). Although I’m obviously amazing, I have come a long way to finding my inner diva and am still working on it. People can be scary … so I have to show them who’s boss … by barking and pooping myself. They still think I’m gorgeous though and give me treats. Because I’m Taco. [drops mic]