ZANDER. Oh no … are you looking at me? Um … okay … I’m Zander. I am the sweetest of all the Zomos. I REALLY love massages from people I know, and I would never hurt a fly. I love other dogs, and the humans here let me greet the new dogs (because I play nice). Humans are scary. No, really. I like them … just not sure how to ask for allllllll those lovins and treats. At least I’m not pooping like that fool Taco, though (get it together man). I promise if you come over, to stare at you from a distance, and just maybe I’ll take a treat from you if you aren’t looking. Although, if you come into my crate, I will let you pet me … like a boss.